{"id":7476,"date":"2018-06-26T10:51:13","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T10:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/?p=7476"},"modified":"2018-06-26T17:32:19","modified_gmt":"2018-06-26T17:32:19","slug":"zwei-steine-im-zeitungsladen-variante-i-variante-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/?p=7476","title":{"rendered":"Zwei Steine im Zeitungsladen (Variante I + Variante II)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/P1050413ZweiSteine-e1529432704754.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7343\" src=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/P1050413ZweiSteine-e1529432704754.jpg\" alt=\"P1050413ZweiSteine\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Ubuntu;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>Variante I:<\/strong> Treffen sich zwei Steine im Zeitungsladen. Sagt der eine: \u201cWas, kaufen sie immer noch die Bl\u00f6dzeitung?\u201c \u201cSagt der andere: \u201cIch bilde mir weiter!\u201c (kommt vermutlich aus Berlin) Sagt der eine: \u201cSind sie nicht schon gebl\u00f6det genug?\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Ubuntu;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/P1050410ZweiSteine.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7351\" src=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/P1050410ZweiSteine.jpg\" alt=\"P1050410ZweiSteine\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><strong>Variante II:<\/strong> Treffen sich zwei Steine im Zeitungsladen. Sagt der eine: \u201cWos, kaufens \u00fcmmer noch de Bl\u00f6dzeitung?\u201c<\/span><\/span> \u201c<span style=\"font-family: Ubuntu;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I b\u00fcld mi weider!\u201c Sagt der andere: \u201cWos, sans nich scho gS\u00d6DERt gnug?\u201c Text von Stinky Miller (\u00a0\u2020 \u2666). Fotos von Jens Meyer.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Tieresehendichan13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7364 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Tieresehendichan13-1024x725.jpg\" alt=\"Tieresehendichan1\" width=\"151\" height=\"107\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/By-nc-sa_color.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5796 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/By-nc-sa_color.png\" alt=\"By-nc-sa_color\" width=\"133\" height=\"90\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/By-nc-sa_color.png 720w, https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/By-nc-sa_color-300x202.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 133px) 85vw, 133px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Variante I: Treffen sich zwei Steine im Zeitungsladen. Sagt der eine: \u201cWas, kaufen sie immer noch die Bl\u00f6dzeitung?\u201c \u201cSagt der andere: \u201cIch bilde mir weiter!\u201c (kommt vermutlich aus Berlin) Sagt der eine: \u201cSind sie nicht schon gebl\u00f6det genug?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2329,198,700,363,2822,1776,945,3504,1797,2330,1745,415,2811,3210,3501,3374,3074,3227,1,2703,2702],"tags":[3615,3983,3973,3502,3967],"class_list":["post-7476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2329","category-bayern","category-bloedzeitung","category-csu","category-deutsches-chaos","category-f-j-strauss","category-fotos","category-franken","category-katholische-kirche","category-langeweile","category-leserbriefe","category-leserinnen-briefe-an-die-medienberatung","category-luegen-ist-eine-grosse-kunst","category-satire","category-soeder","category-stinky-miller","category-tiere-sehen-dich-an","category-trunksucht","category-uncategorized","category-wichtigtuerei","category-zusammensprudeln","tag-bloedzeitung","tag-soeder","tag-stinky-miller","tag-zeitungsladen","tag-zwei-steine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7476"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7494,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7476\/revisions\/7494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medienberatungev.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}